Dubladmut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, clever swan.

Dubladmut created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubladmut, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dubladmut, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dubladmut's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Dubladmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always obey Dubladmut's priests.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must pray to Dubladmut six times a day.