Pogwigneldudbomrill is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fast sheep.

Pogwigneldudbomrill created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Pogwigneldudbomrill, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pogwigneldudbomrill, she will laugh at you.

Pogwigneldudbomrill's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pogwigneldudbomrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Retreat if six sheep approach from the south.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Pogwigneldudbomrill loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. Worship no other gods but Pogwigneldudbomrill.