Sigcipflan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciless octopus.

Sigcipflan created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigcipflan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sigcipflan, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sigcipflan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sigcipflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sigcipflan.