Kikflanspag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, weak shrew.

Kikflanspag created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikflanspag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kikflanspag, she will cry a lot.

Kikflanspag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Kikflanspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.