Gedrotnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, dishonourable tapir.

Gedrotnutt created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedrotnutt, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gedrotnutt, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gedrotnutt's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gedrotnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.