Yiknarwee is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud wyvern.

Yiknarwee created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiknarwee, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yiknarwee, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yiknarwee's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yiknarwee's Holy Commandments

1. Yiknarwee must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help hamsters.