Kamstafpon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered toad.

Kamstafpon created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamstafpon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kamstafpon, she will turn you into a tree.

Kamstafpon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Kamstafpon's Holy Commandments

1. Kamstafpon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never feed melons to hamsters while wearing stockings.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Always pray immersed in water.