Cubdamton is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, conceited unicorn.

Cubdamton created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cubdamton, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cubdamton, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cubdamton's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cubdamton's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cubdamton first in all things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Hide if three pigs approach from the north.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cubdamton.