Tonbugtin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable wren.

Tonbugtin created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonbugtin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tonbugtin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tonbugtin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tonbugtin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must love Tonbugtin.