Quatsindabpigcudrakrull is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthinking hamster.

Quatsindabpigcudrakrull created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quatsindabpigcudrakrull, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quatsindabpigcudrakrull, she will turn you into a plant.

Quatsindabpigcudrakrull's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Quatsindabpigcudrakrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quatsindabpigcudrakrull.

4. Run away if nine geese approach from the east.

5. Do not take Quatsindabpigcudrakrull's name in vain.