Mipsagmilcep is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, almighty tortoise.

Mipsagmilcep created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipsagmilcep, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mipsagmilcep, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mipsagmilcep's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Mipsagmilcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Do not take Mipsagmilcep's name in vain.

4. Never hop near snails.

5. Never wear ear rings.