Kanflisfon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest beaver.

Kanflisfon created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanflisfon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kanflisfon, she will turn you into a duck.

Kanflisfon's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Kanflisfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not take Kanflisfon's name in vain.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.