Dotboggig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing wolf.

Dotboggig created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotboggig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dotboggig, he will make you grow a tail.

Dotboggig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dotboggig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Retreat if five badgers approach from the north.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Never sing near nematodes.

5. Do not eat pineapples.