Tip Dagnaktail is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless snail.

Tip Dagnaktail created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tip Dagnaktail, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tip Dagnaktail, it will turn you into a mole.

Tip Dagnaktail's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tip Dagnaktail's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.