Mongessflig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying unicorn.

Mongessflig created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Mongessflig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mongessflig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mongessflig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Mongessflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Mongessflig in the centre of the settlement.