Flanortrul is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, competent elephant.

Flanortrul created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanortrul, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flanortrul, it will turn you into a dog.

Flanortrul's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Flanortrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flanortrul's priests.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Retreat if nine geese approach from the east.

4. You must love Flanortrul.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.