Davstertad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, amazing mole.

Davstertad created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Davstertad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Davstertad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Davstertad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Davstertad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Davstertad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed garlic to cats while wearing stockings.

5. Never pour water over plants.