Stipgamfit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, staggering fly.

Stipgamfit created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipgamfit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stipgamfit, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stipgamfit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Stipgamfit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Stipgamfit in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must love Stipgamfit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect three zinc sculptures of Stipgamfit on top of important buildings.