Vadsislag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing monkey.

Vadsislag created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadsislag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vadsislag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vadsislag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Vadsislag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Vadsislag loves birds, so they must be respected.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.