Witvegzak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous alligator.

Witvegzak created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witvegzak, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Witvegzak, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Witvegzak's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Witvegzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Always help sick doves.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not dye your hair white.