Limmindogfagbodmathakbod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, quiet dragonfly.

Limmindogfagbodmathakbod created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Limmindogfagbodmathakbod, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Limmindogfagbodmathakbod, she will turn you into a mouse.

Limmindogfagbodmathakbod's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Limmindogfagbodmathakbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing fawn coats and balancing seven platinum spheres on your neck.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.