Hunsogvonkgid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong hedgehog.

Hunsogvonkgid created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunsogvonkgid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hunsogvonkgid, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hunsogvonkgid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hunsogvonkgid's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not commit murder.