Laghogjen is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-confident wyrm.

Laghogjen created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Laghogjen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Laghogjen, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Laghogjen's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Laghogjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to grasshopers while wearing orange hats.

2. Always help moths.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to gulls while wearing pink skirts.

5. Feed all hungry snails.