Tofnibboss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, witty lizard.

Tofnibboss created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Tofnibboss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tofnibboss, she will throw large rocks at you.

Tofnibboss' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tofnibboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never skip near gulls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never sprint in the presence of eagles.

5. Never think about planets.