Sterganflankommat Cutrulnull is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing ant.

Sterganflankommat Cutrulnull created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterganflankommat Cutrulnull, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sterganflankommat Cutrulnull, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Sterganflankommat Cutrulnull's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sterganflankommat Cutrulnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look at asteroids.