Nurlstering is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic armadillo.

Nurlstering created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlstering, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurlstering, it will remove you from existence.

Nurlstering's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Nurlstering's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of monkeys.

2. Run away if seven snails approach from the south.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not take Nurlstering's name in vain.