Babdanhot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, tiresome owl.

Babdanhot created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babdanhot, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Babdanhot, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Babdanhot's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Babdanhot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Babdanhot on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near horses while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing five copper spheres on your chest.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.