Gignillfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, happy dragon.

Gignillfarn created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gignillfarn, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gignillfarn, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gignillfarn's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gignillfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide from turquoise whales for they are unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat strawberries.