Dossdapyim is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sage spider.

Dossdapyim created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossdapyim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dossdapyim, it will turn you into a hamster.

Dossdapyim's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dossdapyim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about dark energy near monkeys while wearing green dresses and balancing nine lead spheres on your chest.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.