Dimzakstip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident pig.

Dimzakstip created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimzakstip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dimzakstip, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dimzakstip's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dimzakstip's Holy Commandments

1. Dimzakstip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing brown trousers and balancing six lead spheres on your feet.