Ragcemfetmot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring fish.

Ragcemfetmot created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragcemfetmot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ragcemfetmot, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ragcemfetmot's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Ragcemfetmot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six frogs approach from the south.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near tapirs while wearing white tights and balancing five titanium spheres on your hands.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.