Nilgessfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind salamander.

Nilgessfoss created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilgessfoss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nilgessfoss, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nilgessfoss' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nilgessfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nilgessfoss.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not keep four snails in a large pit.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.