Gigyoklid is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, tiresome badger.

Gigyoklid created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigyoklid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gigyoklid, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gigyoklid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gigyoklid's Holy Commandments

1. Gigyoklid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. You must love Gigyoklid.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never eat cucumbers.