Vaggemlap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty frog.

Vaggemlap created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaggemlap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vaggemlap, he will think nothing of it.

Vaggemlap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Vaggemlap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine capybaras approach from the east.

2. Never wear mauve jumpers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always obey Vaggemlap's priests.

5. Pray towards the north.