Pagvogmob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient hummingbird.

Pagvogmob created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagvogmob, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pagvogmob, she will turn you into a mole.

Pagvogmob's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pagvogmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Never talk about great tits.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Run away if nine squirrels approach from the north.