Mumbafzog is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, capable spider.

Mumbafzog created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumbafzog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mumbafzog, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mumbafzog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mumbafzog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the south.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.