Pogcenflanbam is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unfair hyena.

Pogcenflanbam created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Pogcenflanbam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pogcenflanbam, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pogcenflanbam's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pogcenflanbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to birds while wearing tights.

2. Pogcenflanbam must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Hide if nine moths approach from the west.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.