Gidhonlib is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, loving gnu.

Gidhonlib created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidhonlib, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gidhonlib, she will destroy your home planet.

Gidhonlib's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gidhonlib's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.