Futveddot is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, two-faced horse.

Futveddot created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futveddot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Futveddot, he will be very sad.

Futveddot's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Futveddot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.