Dubbutflag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident mongoose.

Dubbutflag created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dubbutflag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubbutflag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dubbutflag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dubbutflag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four doves approach from the south.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dubbutflag on top of all buildings.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.