Kinbafhamhog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable squirrel.

Kinbafhamhog created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinbafhamhog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Kinbafhamhog, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kinbafhamhog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Kinbafhamhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ants.

2. Do not take Kinbafhamhog's name in vain.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.