Huglakguphadwabgab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured guinea pig.

Huglakguphadwabgab created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Huglakguphadwabgab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Huglakguphadwabgab, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Huglakguphadwabgab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Huglakguphadwabgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Never feed oranges to horses while wearing gray boots.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Never eat bark.