Ponlagtit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking duck.

Ponlagtit created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponlagtit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ponlagtit, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ponlagtit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ponlagtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eagles.

2. Ponlagtit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.