Megfagtarfudtamfossxen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, contented weasel.

Megfagtarfudtamfossxen created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megfagtarfudtamfossxen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Megfagtarfudtamfossxen, she will turn you into a tree.

Megfagtarfudtamfossxen's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Megfagtarfudtamfossxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to dogs while wearing gray shorts.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near voles while wearing cyan dresses and balancing six silicon spheres on your hands.