Padnakladjin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful wasp.

Padnakladjin created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padnakladjin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Padnakladjin, he will turn you into a duck.

Padnakladjin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Padnakladjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.