Budrakzen is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring dove.

Budrakzen created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budrakzen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Budrakzen, she will manifest in front of you.

Budrakzen's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Budrakzen's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must pray to Budrakzen three times a day.

5. Do not commit murder.