Kengodlab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, moody ant.

Kengodlab created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kengodlab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kengodlab, he will send you a sign.

Kengodlab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Kengodlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always look after injured ants.

4. Never hop near cats.

5. Worship no other gods but Kengodlab.