Wadbembapab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, impressive fish.

Wadbembapab created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbembapab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wadbembapab, it will turn you into a sheep.

Wadbembapab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Wadbembapab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wadbembapab.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Erect five iron sculptures of Wadbembapab on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about galaxies.