Dunsigtim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured rat.

Dunsigtim created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Dunsigtim, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dunsigtim, he will remove you from existence.

Dunsigtim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dunsigtim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Dunsigtim loves snakes, so they must be respected.

5. Do not take Dunsigtim's name in vain.