Vigceptim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent hydra.

Vigceptim created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigceptim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vigceptim, she will send minions to preach to you.

Vigceptim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Vigceptim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never feed lots of limes to squirrels while wearing pink scarves.

5. Never play with disobedient children.